[Andre 3000]
Sophistafunk, aristocats
Distinguished stars, clean up your acts
Pull up your pants, ladies and gents
Please, act like you got some sense
You know what I really wanna know?
Where do all the good girls go
What clubs they hang in?
[Chorus]
Behold a lady
I see you standin´ on the wall
Clap, clap... you deserve it all [Repeat]
[Ad libs]
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Is that make and model discontinued?
[Verse 1]
Today I might snow, tomorrow I´ll rain
3000´s always changing but you stay the same
And I need that, hey I need that (in my life)
When I feel washed up and inadequate
And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get
You make me smile, you make me smile
You make me smile, you make me... (Hoooooooo!)
You´re the anchor that holds me down
When my ship is sinking
You won´t let me drown and I´m grateful
(Awwaww Awwawwawwawwawwwwawww!)
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Yo´ mama´s old fashioned, yo´ daddy don´t play
You´ll always be this lovely
´Cause they raised you that way
Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
You´re not extra, extra. you´re so plain Jane
The yin to my yang, darlin´
You´ve got that thang and you know it
But yet you don´t and that´s what´s so cool
You don´t say too much, but when you do it´s profound
In the street you hold your head high
At home you get low down for me
(Can´t get no lower, can´t get no lower, can´t get no lower, yeah!)
Hooo! You´re the anchor that holds me down
When my ship is sinking, you won´t let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!)
(Ad libs)
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums
To see what a lady looks like
So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight
If you spot one, good sir, treat her right
This is Benjamin Andre signing off
Thanks a million
Good luck and goodnight
